Well in this hot weather, the best thing to do beside sex and eating pizza is reading something funny to cool down your head, and I do that search for you:


Vodka is made from potatoes, potatoes are vegetables, and vegetables are good for you. You’re welcome…

How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?

If a man said he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again.

When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage.


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