1. If I had a nickel for every time I thought about you… I would think about you way more often.
2. Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 5 to extend your arm and slap them in the face.
3. Awkward silence is my favorite kind of laughter.
4. If Britney Spears can get through 2007, you can get through today.
5. *Opens math book* *Slowly begins to cry* *Closes math book*
6. Who else says the alphabet like, A B C D E F G H I J K ELEMENOPEE.