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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole’s name.

3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

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Comments on: "Linh tinh 27/6/2013" (7)

  1. For evil to triumph it only takes good men to do nothing.

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  2. Haha, so true but that’s the way things have passed, it makes us enjoy our interesting lives day by day 😡

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